January 2010
16 posts
So this is the New Year...
theblah-blah-ologist:
…and I just got yelled at by a redneck at Kroger. She claimed I pushed a pregnant lady which is most definitely untrue. I promise I would apologize for pushing a pregnant lady. What I did was, I walked briskly past someone who was standing in the middle of the sidewalk. Then, her friend screamed at me and followed me inside to yell at me some more. She also said, “Jesus saw...
New Years Eve Activities: Guess Who
David: Does your person have red hair?
Brittany: F you!
December 2009
16 posts
I woke up this morning and dad was reading one of the Twilight books, which he got from dirty santa.
iamsosorry:
annicka:
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Dirty Santa w/ the fam
Mom: I’ll steal the Bailey’s even though I don’t drink.
Everyone else: Why do you want it if you “don’t drink?”
Mom: When there’s alcohol involved, I have to take it.
Me: A lot of the things you’re saying are contradictory…
Bonus - I got a broken picture frame that still had the $2 sticker on it from Dollar General. Someone really went all...
Mom's take on French people
Mom: Don’t talk to French men. They’re very bad guys.
Me: What is this based on?
Mom: Have you ever seen Taken? …
Me:You’ve never actually met anyone who’s French.
Mom: Actually, don’t talk to any French women either. That French lady on 24 is bad too.
A Learning Moment in The Twilight Saga: New Moon
This novel thus teaches two important lessons to young girls everywhere:
1) If a guy dumps you and says he doesn’t love you anymore, he doesn’t mean it. All you have to do is beg and destroy your life to prove that you really love him, and he’ll come right back and love you even more!
2) It is perfectly cool to string along innocent but decent guys who are crushing on you and...
