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Fuppday! Tiny Fuppets "Party Pals" feat. Gumboing,... →
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WatchWatch
azizisbored: I did The Tonight Show on Friday. Here it is in case you missed it. I was really disappointed to find out Kevin Eubanks was no longer on the show, though I’d like to imagine he was at home watching and laughing while a guitar sat on his lap. I’m doing Kimmel (8/8) and Conan (8/10) next week too. Is that enough talk show appearances to make America see 30 Minutes or Less on August...
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"I feel violated." -Cosme
Tonight we played tennis at Highland Park. We were there until around 11. Cosme and I decided to watch a movie afterwards, and per the usual he took like 20 more minutes than me to get to my apartment. Turns out, a guy at the park stopped him and hit on him (asked him for sexual favors). His plan to fight off guys hitting on him is to say,  ”Dude, I got a girlfriend… She’s very...
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SWEET POTATO FRIES!! From my KIN
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“I want to be top dog for once, instead of just.. dog.”
– Liz Lemon
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 So terrible yet so funny…The Daily Show commentary on an Indianapolis News Search for the Next Singing Homeless Star
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Watched Harry Potter at the New Theater in Jackson
While having a waiter serve you at the movie theater sounds good in theory, it is NOT good! Unless, you like when someone comes by during the movie to ask what drink you ordered and then comes back to ask you to pay, also during the movie. And the complementary (not really cause the ticket was $13) popcorn  is served by a lady standing at the front of the theater yelling, “Who wants...
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One Fine Day: Jon Stewart's Rally for Sanity... →
nowisalways27: “I can’t control what people think this was. I can only tell you my intentions. This was not a rally to ridicule people of faith. Or people of activism or to look down our noses at the heartland or passionate argument or to suggest that times are not difficult and that we have nothing to fear….
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