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Attn campers: Lunch is cancelled due to lack of hustle. Deal with it!

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2012

12/15
2011

  • Upon learning what a boyfriend pillow is, my friend asked me, “How many do you own?” I assume this is how all my friends view me. :(

  • Upon learning what a boyfriend pillow is, my friend asked me, “How many do you own?” I assume this is how all my friends view me. :(

10/10
2011

9/12
2011

9/3
2011

8/9
2011

8/2
2011

  • Everybody hates you. Everybody wishes that you were dead. Peter you suck. Peter you suck. Peter your music is fucking terrible. Peter you suck, Peter you suck. You don’t do anything of value. Peter you suck. Go write some music. But instead you sit and write these bullshit songs. It’s so self-loathing. Go see a psychiatrist. I hate the psychiatrist. Go see one anyway. I’M NOT GOING.

  • Everybody hates you. Everybody wishes that you were dead. Peter you suck. Peter you suck. Peter your music is fucking terrible. Peter you suck, Peter you suck. You don’t do anything of value. Peter you suck. Go write some music. But instead you sit and write these bullshit songs. It’s so self-loathing. Go see a psychiatrist. I hate the psychiatrist. Go see one anyway. I’M NOT GOING.

    (via fujiidom)

8/1
2011

  • azizisbored:

    I did The Tonight Show on Friday. Here it is in case you missed it. I was really disappointed to find out Kevin Eubanks was no longer on the show, though I’d like to imagine he was at home watching and laughing while a guitar sat on his lap.

    I’m doing Kimmel (8/8) and Conan (8/10) next week too. Is that enough talk show appearances to make America see 30 Minutes or Less on August 12th?!? WE’LL SEE. 

    Aziz on texting girls and how women in LA meet their boyfriends; killing it per the usual.

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